| Fob 'travelling' awards 2009 |
Total mileages:
1st Mr McCarthy: 36,496mls
2nd Sun Fines Sec: 15,522mls
3rd Social Sec: 9,824mls
4th Sat Fines Sec: 8,670mls
5th Tour Sec: 5,220mls
6th Legal Exec: 4,729mls |
Most Distance :
Mr McCarthy , 36,496 mls
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Most creative photo:
Mrs Sat Fines Sec
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Special award goes to Sun Fines Sec for getting his fob to the Southern Hemisphere - Andaman Islands, India - Feb 09
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Best celebrity:
Social Sec with a man call Lucy
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Best fake:
Social Sec, photoshop & kleenex box
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| Malta - July 08 |
Total miles: 2610 |
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| Sec sets the tone with a photo of his fob in Valletta City bus terminus - Malta |
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| Cyprus - Aug 08 |
Total miles: 3982 |
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Social Sec gets his baps out for the boys, Nissi Beach Ayia Napa and Thekla church
(please note that he's holding it in) |
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| Turkey - Aug 08 |
Total miles 3522 miles |
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| Turkey was the chosen destination for Mr and Mrs Fines Sec Sun, possible bonus points for soft porn images - committee? |
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[that's about the size of it Mrs Fines Sec Sun - you only had to ask the committee] |
| France - Sept 08 |
Total miles 1256 miles |
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M'Lud takes his fob to Disney World, Monaco and the casinos of Monte Carlo in France
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| Unfortunately Ross has not taken into account the time difference between our continental friends and UK summer time thus has been fined for 'fobbing with wrong hand'. Rule 48, section 39, para 4 also states that fobbing overseas with the wrong hand carries a multiple of the hour when committed, so in this case - times 14 as the club uses the 24hr clock system. |
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| Finland/Portugal - Oct 08 |
Total miles 2854 miles |
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Social Sec takes his fob to local public toilets whilst on business and claiming expenses, well done!
Left is Jyvaskyla in mid-Finland
Right is Figueira Da Foz in Western Portugal.
We have it on good authority that 'figueira da foz' translates to 'wear a condom' |
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| Dominican Republic - Oct 09 |
Total miles 8670 miles |
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| "Please find attached my fob pictures from the Dominican Republic. Please note the outstanding scenery in the background." |
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| Vegas-Grand Canyon USA - Nov 08 |
Total miles 11251 miles |
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Mr McCarthy celebrated his 50th (note Soc Sec!) in Las Vegas and toured the Grand Canyon with chief photographer Sue. happy birthday mate.
Looking forward to seeing you Tour Secs - Davith (I'm the only gay in the village) gear next tour |
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| UK porn sites - Nov 08 |
Total miles 10 miles |
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| Social Sec claims these are genuine pix. Committee decision required but here they are... |
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| UK porn sites - Nov 08 |
Total miles 10 miles |
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| Social Sec claims these are genuine pix. Committee decision required but here they are... |
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| St Moritz - Feb 09 |
Total miles 1623 miles |
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| Club Legal Exec Ross Lacey takes his fob up a mountain whilst allegedly on business |
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| Andaman Islands, India - Feb 09 |
Total miles 12,000 miles |
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Trev and brother Bob take a tour in the southern hemisphere.
Note Trev is wearing a counterfeit Puma t-shirt and watch. The watch unfortunately says 11.15am (after forensically enhancing the image, please click on image to enlarge) and Trevs fobbing with the right hand. I'm sure Mr Chairman will use his Chartham Sec maths CSE grade 5 to work out the mileage multiplied by fine. It's only money |
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| Twickenham - March 09 |
Total miles 120 miles |
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Soc Sec and Tour Sec enjoy a Sunday trip out to watch our brave lads thrash the Frogs (who had just thrashed the sheep shaggers)
Note: Trick in a cupboard with a guy called 'Lucy', also note 'Lucy's' left hand drifting around Trick's shoulder. Needless to say Mr Soc Sec stood for the entire match! |
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Top right, Trick has 'that look' on his face. Whatever he was doing to Mrs Tour Sec, she didn't feel a thing!
Right, Messr's Sec and Soc fobbing up at 14.21hrs
Far right, feast your eyes on that score line Jonesy! |
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Our brave boys line up - right
Far right, and on the left, young 'Trick' jr.
Far to good looking to be related so when he tours, another 'adopted' shirt required |
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| Malta - March/April 09 |
Total miles: 2610 |
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| Tour Sec returns to Malta to claim the most unusual photo with a Knight of St John (left) and one to think about? (right) |
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| Austria - March 09 |
Total miles: 1850 |
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Our Legal Executive, Ross Lacey (M'Lud) ski trip to Salzburg provided a beautifully composed picture
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| Germany - March 09 |
Total miles: 1220 |
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Soc Sec on a secret mission, Hagen in North Germany. Pic taken by local woman whilst running away
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| Bermuda - May 09 |
Total miles: 7245 |
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Our very own Phileas Fogg travels to Bermuda - Dick McCarthy clocks up another record
But what's this? looking into the image properties it would appear that the photo was taken at 5.34am UK time and Phileas McCarthy is holding his fob with his right hand - oh dear captain, that's a fine!
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| Europe - June 09 |
Total miles: 1628 |
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Mr Soc Sec sneaks in with a few more euro miles
1/ outside Brussels station - Belgium (with wrong hand by 8 seconds)
2/ St Servaas in Maastricht - The Netherlands
3/ with some new female friends outside maastricht town hall - The Netherlands
4/ Bratislav airport - Slovakia
5/ Outside Wien (Vienna) - Austria |
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| USA - June 09 |
Total miles: 18000 |
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| Just when we thought we could catch him up, Mr McCarthy slam dunks 9,000 miles onto his account - Long Beach, California
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| Istanbul - April 09 |
Total miles: 3104 |
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| El Presidente joins the Fob Challenge with a late entry taken in an Istanbul brothel |
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